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(Lyrics by Ryan Bower and Sam Sinister)

She's pretentious, a hip agnostic
Your best friend if you can get good weed
She's a writer, kinda plastic
Convoluted, yet so pristine

She reads Nietzsche in the middle of a donut shop
Wannabe Bohemian who works in a coffee shop
She's god's gift to all the emo boys
That ain't me, Oi! Oi! Oi!

She likes indie bands and bad poetry
She'll like anything that gives her credibility
She's a feminist
An existentialist
A hipster fascist, and that's why she isn't into me

She's at the Beehive Smokin' Pall Mall cigarettes
Ramen noodles is the new hip meal
Went to a record store for Captain Beefheart
But then she settled for Captain and Tinnille

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from Is This Stuff Even Good? Pre​-​Cleveland, 1999​-​2012, released April 13, 2020
Sam Sinister - Vocals
Mario Sapanero - Rhythm guitar
Andy Fabich - Lead and rhythm guitar
Chris Miller - Bass
Ryan Bower - Drums

Spoken-word by Lyndsay "Pete" Miller

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Lo-Phile Recordings Parma Heights, Ohio

Digital hardcore, breakcore, synthpunk, and rough-and-tumble, lo-fi rock 'n roll.

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